Bob on…. shnarfing??

15 Nov

I don’t even know if there is a word for what happened the other night, but it had me laughing so hard there were tears streaming down my face. I affectionately named it shnarfing.

We’re sitting on the couch watching TV–Bob drinking a beer, me with the laptop. Bob gets a tissue to blow his nose and I hear the sounds of normal nose-blowing followed by “bwehhhhhh.”

I look up. Bob is looking down at his shirt, with a face that said something clearly did not go as planned.

Me: What the hell was that.

Bob (laughing): Beer came out of my mouth.

Me: What?

Bob:  I was blowing my nose and beer came out.

Me (hysterical): Soo… you blew your nose while you still had beer in your mouth?

Bob: Yes I guess I didn’t swallow it all the way.

Me: You didn’t finish swallowing your beer.  And you decided that was a good time to blow your nose. So it just all dribbled out?

Bob: I guess so.

And that, ladies and gentleman, is a shnarf!

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One Response to “Bob on…. shnarfing??”

  1. Holly November 19, 2011 at 10:32 am #

    Somehow, I missed that you were blogging. Then I read this while drinking coffee which was a bad choice because I almost shnarfed. LOL!

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